Comments on: SeoulPodcast #23: EATS! http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165 Your guide to living in Korea with news, views and other ways to waste your time, with hosts Jennifer Young (Seoul Survivors), Stafford Lumsden (The Chosun Bimbo) and Joe McPherson (ZenKimchi). Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:13:00 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jennifer http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-675 Jennifer Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:47:44 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-675 bring it on! the loser drinks an entire bottle of Andong soju - in one shot! (not that it matters - my superior control over the dark side of the force renders me immune to alcohol. mostly.) Anyway, I'll win. But my talents are already on display in not one but TWO (not a meager one, like somebody else I could mention) episodes of the Seoul Podcast, so people can judge for themselves. bring it on! the loser drinks an entire bottle of Andong soju – in one shot! (not that it matters – my superior control over the dark side of the force renders me immune to alcohol. mostly.) Anyway, I’ll win.
But my talents are already on display in not one but TWO (not a meager one, like somebody else I could mention) episodes of the Seoul Podcast, so people can judge for themselves.

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-8935 Jennifer Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:47:00 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-8935 bring it on! the loser drinks an entire bottle of Andong soju - in one shot! (not that it matters - my superior control over the dark side of the force renders me immune to alcohol. mostly.) Anyway, I'll win. But my talents are already on display in not one but TWO (not a meager one, like somebody else I could mention) episodes of the Seoul Podcast, so people can judge for themselves. bring it on! the loser drinks an entire bottle of Andong soju – in one shot! (not that it matters – my superior control over the dark side of the force renders me immune to alcohol. mostly.) Anyway, I’ll win.
But my talents are already on display in not one but TWO (not a meager one, like somebody else I could mention) episodes of the Seoul Podcast, so people can judge for themselves.

]]> By: roboseyo http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-671 roboseyo Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:47:32 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-671 Very well. The gauntlet has been thrown down, and I shall take it up: I challenge you to an evil laugh-down, with one condition: it must be across a plate of jjim dalk in andong. (sucka) (ps: I coached Kelsey Grammar on his evil laugh while recording sideshow Bob for the Simpsons) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3l8lm09Rc --are you sure you want a piece of that?) Very well. The gauntlet has been thrown down, and I shall take it up: I challenge you to an evil laugh-down, with one condition:

it must be across a plate of jjim dalk in andong. (sucka)

(ps: I coached Kelsey Grammar on his evil laugh while recording sideshow Bob for the Simpsons) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3l8lm09Rc –are you sure you want a piece of that?)

]]> By: roboseyo http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-8934 roboseyo Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:47:00 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-8934 Very well. The gauntlet has been thrown down, and I shall take it up: I challenge you to an evil laugh-down, with one condition: it must be across a plate of jjim dalk in andong. (sucka) (ps: I coached Kelsey Grammar on his evil laugh while recording sideshow Bob for the Simpsons) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3l8lm09Rc --are you sure you want a piece of that?) Very well. The gauntlet has been thrown down, and I shall take it up: I challenge you to an evil laugh-down, with one condition:

it must be across a plate of jjim dalk in andong. (sucka)

(ps: I coached Kelsey Grammar on his evil laugh while recording sideshow Bob for the Simpsons) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3l8lm09Rc –are you sure you want a piece of that?)

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-669 Jennifer Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:21:38 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-669 Yeah, but it was my idea to slaughter the piggies, then consume them on camera. Therefore, I am much more evil than you. Besides, you might have caught me in flagrante delicto with my evil little lens of love, but that just put us at a perfect angle to corroborate those mediocre cackles as coming from your mouth with digital evidence. That brings us to another point - my evil laugh is clearly superior to your measly little giggle. Every evil dictator needs to have an appropriate laugh, and mine is perfection. The Shadow himself would be creeped out by my evil laugh. I doubt you could cow the Cowardly Lion. Yeah, but it was my idea to slaughter the piggies, then consume them on camera. Therefore, I am much more evil than you. Besides, you might have caught me in flagrante delicto with my evil little lens of love, but that just put us at a perfect angle to corroborate those mediocre cackles as coming from your mouth with digital evidence. That brings us to another point – my evil laugh is clearly superior to your measly little giggle. Every evil dictator needs to have an appropriate laugh, and mine is perfection. The Shadow himself would be creeped out by my evil laugh. I doubt you could cow the Cowardly Lion.

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-8933 Jennifer Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:21:00 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-8933 Yeah, but it was my idea to slaughter the piggies, then consume them on camera. Therefore, I am much more evil than you. Besides, you might have caught me in flagrante delicto with my evil little lens of love, but that just put us at a perfect angle to corroborate those mediocre cackles as coming from your mouth with digital evidence. That brings us to another point - my evil laugh is clearly superior to your measly little giggle. Every evil dictator needs to have an appropriate laugh, and mine is perfection. The Shadow himself would be creeped out by my evil laugh. I doubt you could cow the Cowardly Lion. Yeah, but it was my idea to slaughter the piggies, then consume them on camera. Therefore, I am much more evil than you. Besides, you might have caught me in flagrante delicto with my evil little lens of love, but that just put us at a perfect angle to corroborate those mediocre cackles as coming from your mouth with digital evidence. That brings us to another point – my evil laugh is clearly superior to your measly little giggle. Every evil dictator needs to have an appropriate laugh, and mine is perfection. The Shadow himself would be creeped out by my evil laugh. I doubt you could cow the Cowardly Lion.

]]> By: roboseyo http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-668 roboseyo Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:58:19 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-668 1. Jennifer: uh, first of all, bringing up that sex-tape will HELP my case for being evil enough to replace Dear Leader Kim Jong-il (especially if I mention that the piglets were my idea). Secondly...you can't prove that was me holding the camera. Lots of people have shrill hyena laughs like mine that come out when they witness such things. 2. Brian: hell yeah, I call it Canadian Bacon. I was going to name it by its proper name, The Great and Illustrious Ever-Increasing Envy Of Slobbering Lower Than Dogs America; Empire of Great People's Paradise Under The Wise and Good Leader From Heaven Kim Il-Sung, Conqueror of Nations and Master of Gods on Earth, Rightful Ruler Of The Kingdom Of Chosun And Also Dokdo, Great Lord Nation-Founder Father With a Giant Rhino Cock, but that would have been my entire twenty-five words right there. Anyway, DPRK, I'm coming home! Brian, you'd make a convincing case yourself for being a suitable next president of the DPRK, having spent so long around the commies in Jeollado, and also having honed your polemical skills on your blog. I'd look forward to Official Press Releases the way I look forward to Christopher Walken's monologues in his movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuDYbnXBJQ 1. Jennifer: uh, first of all, bringing up that sex-tape will HELP my case for being evil enough to replace Dear Leader Kim Jong-il (especially if I mention that the piglets were my idea). Secondly…you can’t prove that was me holding the camera. Lots of people have shrill hyena laughs like mine that come out when they witness such things.

2. Brian: hell yeah, I call it Canadian Bacon. I was going to name it by its proper name, The Great and Illustrious Ever-Increasing Envy Of Slobbering Lower Than Dogs America; Empire of Great People’s Paradise Under The Wise and Good Leader From Heaven Kim Il-Sung, Conqueror of Nations and Master of Gods on Earth, Rightful Ruler Of The Kingdom Of Chosun And Also Dokdo, Great Lord Nation-Founder Father With a Giant Rhino Cock, but that would have been my entire twenty-five words right there.

Anyway, DPRK, I’m coming home!

Brian, you’d make a convincing case yourself for being a suitable next president of the DPRK, having spent so long around the commies in Jeollado, and also having honed your polemical skills on your blog. I’d look forward to Official Press Releases the way I look forward to Christopher Walken’s monologues in his movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuDYbnXBJQ

]]> By: roboseyo http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-8932 roboseyo Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:58:00 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-8932 1. Jennifer: uh, first of all, bringing up that sex-tape will HELP my case for being evil enough to replace Dear Leader Kim Jong-il (especially if I mention that the piglets were my idea). Secondly...you can't prove that was me holding the camera. Lots of people have shrill hyena laughs like mine that come out when they witness such things. 2. Brian: hell yeah, I call it Canadian Bacon. I was going to name it by its proper name, The Great and Illustrious Ever-Increasing Envy Of Slobbering Lower Than Dogs America; Empire of Great People's Paradise Under The Wise and Good Leader From Heaven Kim Il-Sung, Conqueror of Nations and Master of Gods on Earth, Rightful Ruler Of The Kingdom Of Chosun And Also Dokdo, Great Lord Nation-Founder Father With a Giant Rhino Cock, but that would have been my entire twenty-five words right there. Anyway, DPRK, I'm coming home! Brian, you'd make a convincing case yourself for being a suitable next president of the DPRK, having spent so long around the commies in Jeollado, and also having honed your polemical skills on your blog. I'd look forward to Official Press Releases the way I look forward to Christopher Walken's monologues in his movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuDYbnXBJQ 1. Jennifer: uh, first of all, bringing up that sex-tape will HELP my case for being evil enough to replace Dear Leader Kim Jong-il (especially if I mention that the piglets were my idea). Secondly…you can’t prove that was me holding the camera. Lots of people have shrill hyena laughs like mine that come out when they witness such things.

2. Brian: hell yeah, I call it Canadian Bacon. I was going to name it by its proper name, The Great and Illustrious Ever-Increasing Envy Of Slobbering Lower Than Dogs America; Empire of Great People’s Paradise Under The Wise and Good Leader From Heaven Kim Il-Sung, Conqueror of Nations and Master of Gods on Earth, Rightful Ruler Of The Kingdom Of Chosun And Also Dokdo, Great Lord Nation-Founder Father With a Giant Rhino Cock, but that would have been my entire twenty-five words right there.

Anyway, DPRK, I’m coming home!

Brian, you’d make a convincing case yourself for being a suitable next president of the DPRK, having spent so long around the commies in Jeollado, and also having honed your polemical skills on your blog. I’d look forward to Official Press Releases the way I look forward to Christopher Walken’s monologues in his movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuDYbnXBJQ

]]> By: Brian http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-667 Brian Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:34:11 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-667 Rob is automatically disqualified. He doesn't even know what the country's called. Do you call it "Canadian bacon"? Do I call it "American football"? Only stooges and lackies call it North Korea. Clearly Rob is unfit to govern, and needs to stop distorting Korean history. Rob is automatically disqualified. He doesn’t even know what the country’s called. Do you call it “Canadian bacon”? Do I call it “American football”? Only stooges and lackies call it North Korea. Clearly Rob is unfit to govern, and needs to stop distorting Korean history.

]]> By: Brian http://www.seoulpodcast.com/archives/165/comment-page-1#comment-8931 Brian Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:34:00 +0000 http://www.seoulpodcast.com/?p=165#comment-8931 Rob is automatically disqualified. He doesn't even know what the country's called. Do you call it "Canadian bacon"? Do I call it "American football"? Only stooges and lackies call it North Korea. Clearly Rob is unfit to govern, and needs to stop distorting Korean history. Rob is automatically disqualified. He doesn’t even know what the country’s called. Do you call it “Canadian bacon”? Do I call it “American football”? Only stooges and lackies call it North Korea. Clearly Rob is unfit to govern, and needs to stop distorting Korean history.

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